FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
I don't really like repeating myself. Check here first before you ask. I know it's not your fault. I'm not mad at you.
"I saw a piece I wanted last week, but it's not there anymore. Is it still available?"
Probably not. All of my prints are limited edition. Once they sell out, it's done. I may never make another one. Or maybe I will, I don't know. Don't sleep on a purchase. Buy it when you see it. It might not be there tomorrow.
"Why is your stuff so expensive?"
Because I need to eat.
"Do you take commissions?"
Rarely. It's not really what I'm into. Contact me to see if I'm available.
"Do you accept returns/exchanges?"
No. Please purchase seriously.
"Do you do this thing I've never seen you do?"
You know what... Probably. I'm a collector of skills. I've probably dabbled in anything you ask about. But if it's not here, it means I'm not confident enough in that area to show it off.
"Why are you so angry?"
I'm not angry. I'm efficient with my words. Life is too short to waste words on sentences I don't want to say.
"This is for [insert stupid excuse here], so can you give me a discount?"
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
It's double now.
"What gear do you use?"
Right now? I don't know. I change setups randomly. Also, it doesn't really matter. If you're asking because you want to do what I do, just use whatever you're comfortable with.